plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: plasticbagvevo)


My ask box

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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Hahaha so true

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question โ€˜what do you want to do with your life?โ€™

Shit I’ve only got 3 of those down

Anonymous asked:
when are you happiest?

pearlgains:

When nobody is home and I can be naked and just eat food.